Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to your new intergalactic news source! We aim to provide you with the best Earth news from our galactic perspectives!
Expect to read here great news articles provided to you by what we’d like to call the Associated Press Outer Space!
It’s been 200 million years since our news feed has been provided to Earth, we used to radio in a great news feed to the dinosaurs back in the day. They mostly enjoyed intergalactic top 40 space hits! We’re going to tone things down a bit for you humans and provide a bit of news sprinkled in with some great intergalactic factual tidbits to bring the human race up to speed on what goes on outside their tiny little habitat.
Why You Should Read!
It’s important that all earthlings read this blog because we’re the ONLY source for international news from a perspective outside your own solar system. Please don’t watch fox news, or john steward, stay away from the liberals and the conservatives, listen to the SPACE party instead! We control all your politics anyway, as you can probably tell by how well things are going in the US government!
Woohoo! we love messing with your lives!